How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

What species of mushroom is known for being an instigator?

The shiitalkie mushroom.

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I am not a cook

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A nigloo

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Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.