How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.