Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )