Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

What do you call a pig with three eyes ?

Piiig

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!