What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

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Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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High

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jahbless