What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart