Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish