Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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Why does everyone claim that Steve Bannon is such a crazy guy?

He seems alt-right!

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

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What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.