Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Why have all the immigrants left?

They had no rights.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.