What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

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What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

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What's the best hour to book a dental appointment?

Tooth hurty.

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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What do you call immigrants to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

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Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"