What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

Immigrant Jokes More Immigrant Jokes

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

Why do you never play hide &amp seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.