Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.

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How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Lid Jokes More Lid Jokes

What would they put on his coffin ?

A lid !

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What happened to the fish?

Me: It drowned. 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: ... Me: ... 4yo: Must have been a really stupid fish.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !