What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.