What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.