What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

How do you get in with a pretty nurse?

You need to be patient.

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What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

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What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.