Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

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How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.