Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.