Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.