Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
We don't miss Harambe.
A bullet.
They whip cream!
She thought it was diet coke
Stop those damn Thebes!"
A: Some traffic signs say stop.
I'll be Bach
Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)
As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.
Because they're a diamond dozen
They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother
Because his mother was a wafer so long
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
He didn't
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
