Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
It got fired.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
You have a broken finger!
Gingers
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
M80
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
Because they're a diamond dozen
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
I guess it's too grue-some.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
Ham-burgers!
He's trying to age disgracefully!
His brother with the laptop.
Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet
She kept throwing away all the W's.
She threw out all the W's.
What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "
