Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

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Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's?

Because omg they can't even.

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!