Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common?

They both care way too much about the c Dynasty.

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.