Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

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Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."