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When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Culture
Aussie Aus-born.
Austronomers
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
The htc M8. Oi mate
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
They've got to get their 72 virgins
They don't have the right koalfications!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Big holes all over Australia!
Australia.
A: They're both down under and no one cares.
DJ Redo
A dingo-ling !
Big holes all over Australia !
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
That's check, mate."
A pharmacist, you racist.
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."
They both can't ride a bike.
One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone... ...And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!
Shellular*, of course...
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Little Caesars
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
More than one mother-in-law.
