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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Culture
Aussie Aus-born.
Austronomers
Cut funding for wind power in Australia
The htc M8. Oi mate
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia
They've got to get their 72 virgins
They don't have the right koalfications!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Big holes all over Australia!
Australia.
A: They're both down under and no one cares.
DJ Redo
A dingo-ling !
Big holes all over Australia !
Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."
Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.
Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
That's check, mate."
OC I think I'm feeling C6
They keep saying check, mate.
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Not being British.
The Daily Express.
Buy high sell higher.
It was selling coke.
They told him he was good at deriving
He knew better than to drink and derive.
Denmark, Sweden and Norway.
Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.
Because it hides their teeth.
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
Humphrey.
A horse made by committee.
