Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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Two syllables.

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

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None of them make the sandwiches.

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

300 Year Jokes More 300 Year Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.