What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

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Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.