What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints