Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

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What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.