Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar