What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.