What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.