What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

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What's the best part of an asynchronous dog?

It's non barking! Hopefully some software people get this one

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

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What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris?

Shot.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

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What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

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