What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.