Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a "crazy cat lady?

None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos.

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."