How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

Plastic Surgery Jokes More Plastic Surgery Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What is the cost of plastic surgery?

Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic