Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

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What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo