Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What do all the Smiths in the telephone book have in common?

They all have telephones...