Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!