What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's the opposite of marshmellow?

Well, I guess it would be marshmadness

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."