What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What does a vegetable get in bowling?

A-spare-I-guess

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Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!