Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

Burger Jokes More Burger Jokes

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.