What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?

The second one.