What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

Why did the burger sit beside the telephone?

Incase onion rings