Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What Did Chris Christie Give Up For Lent?

The US Presidential Campaign!

Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.