When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

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What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

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When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.