Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.