Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.