Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.