Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

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Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What do you call Batman without a soul?

Bn. (B "atma" n)

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast