Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.