She went to the battered women's shelter
She has a hispanic attack
There was a run on sentences.
Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
Wet
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
Metastasized.
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
The same thing he told her the first time!
They're both battered.