What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Its axle rose.

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Tequila

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The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside.

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I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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A LOT.

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Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!

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Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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What do all battered women have in common?

In a frustrated voice) They just don't listen.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter