What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What's the difference between wife and a blue whale?

About 10 pounds.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Batter Jokes More Batter Jokes

What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.