How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

Why would OP make a terrible pizza chain?

Because they don't deliver.

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife