How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk