Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

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Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.