Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.