Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

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Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.