How do you steal something from a crazy person?

You straight jack it.

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)