Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!