Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ?

Blair play !

What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ?

He played a flat baroque piece!

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Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !