Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!