Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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What did Helen Keller call her dog?

ltsmashes keyboard&gt

Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor