Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

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What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman

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What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.