How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

How do you juice an orange?

Play with its citorus

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why are asians bad at football?

They are always going the Wong way.

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!