You can't play football with the remote.
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They are always going the Wong way.
Cus they love to count YAAAARds.
Drew Brees
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A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball
Jesus going up for the cross!
to get is quarterback.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Half time, they get to switch sides again
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Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
It was a boxer!
A: I get a kick out of you.
Loinback.
Oil of Ole Ole Ole
Because americans don't play it.
my daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
At a football!
She wanted to be the center of attention.
The team's kipper !
You switch sides at half time.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
So he could watch the football
He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal
Fiver side!
They keep drawing !
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
They'll tell you
Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
They where playing for the cup !
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
Her coach was a pumpkin
They are both interesting to watch.
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
Brazilians!
She kept running away from the ball
A buck an ear
Want to date hot Russians!
a Tippihedron
The front row of a Country concert
Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
I want my quarter back!
To get his quarterback.
To a remote island...
Because two wongs don't make a white
Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.
Because he plays with Pooh
A pin.
