Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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AIDS

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!