Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.