Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving?

Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry