What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

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Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

Only two more sleeps til' Christmas!

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

Tweet Jokes More Tweet Jokes

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry