Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How was your day, Daddy?

Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS! !

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What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

What's better than seeing a girl wrestle?

Seeing her box.