Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

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What did the children with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

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Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.