Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)