What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do french fries and friends have in common?

They both die if you chop them

How do you get high underwater?

seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.