One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
The twin towers didn't autumn
One's inbred, the others in bread
Go to your room.."
Don't get your sheets dirty!"
They both die if you chop them
seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.
Ted can swim away from an accident.
Your addicted.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
The DOWNS truck is a little slow.