What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What's up ?

Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Ups Jokes More Ups Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.