One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
An elevator can raise a child.
The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."
Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall
Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it
He was way too autistic for his own good.
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
A double quarter pounder with cheese.
A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)
Because they heard it was radical!
Ted can swim away from an accident.
Too soon.
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.