How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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Why are relationships complex?

Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

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What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.