How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

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How many children with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go swimming?

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.